40+ Best Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain was a humorist American writer. He is thought to be the "greatest humorist this country has produced" in America. He's was born Samuel Langhorne Clemens later took his pen name, Mark Twain. His marvelous works like The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is respected as "The Great American Novel". This is a collection of Mark Twain quotes.

It is easier to stay out than get out. - Mark Twain

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel. - Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

We have the best government that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain

Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled. - Mark Twain

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

We are all alike, on the inside. - Mark Twain

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. - Mark Twain

Prosperity is the best protector of principle. - Mark Twain

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. - Mark Twain

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. - Mark Twain

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. - Mark Twain

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of all evil. - Mark Twain

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it. - Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

All you have to do is cross out the wrong words. - Mark Twain

Writing is easy. The man who does not read good books is no better than the man who can't. - Mark Twain

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. - Mark Twain

History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. - Mark Twain

Be good and you will be lonely. - Mark Twain

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

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