22 Wacky Quotes

We found many wacky things in life. They are delightful. This is a collection of 22 wacky quotes and sayings.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A. Garfield

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

You can't have everything... where would you put it? - Steven Wright

Think like a proton. Always positive.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Putting a wig on and a costume and doing a wacky character is always fun. - Nicole Byer

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. - William Goldman

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. - Richard Dawkins

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. - Dr. Seuss

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. - Steven Wright

Usually the wacky people have the breakthroughs. The 'smart' people don't. - Burt Rutan

Do something today that you think is too delicious, too selfish, too wacky to fit within the rules of your life. - Martha Beck

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. - Billie Burke

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